I hunted a male model because its funny


1.- Complete your first phrase according to your birthday, and the color of the shirt you're wearing at this very moment

2.- Put the phrase at the beggining of your journal.

I:

January: ate
February: bought
March: beated
April: stole
May: kicked
June: hunted
July: killed
August: fell in love with
September: set on fire
October: threw up over
November: kidnapped
December: hugged

a:

1: nerd
2: bear
3: sunflower
4: yaoi fan girl
5: cop
6: jazz singer
7: poop
8: unicorn
9: giant moth
10: guitar
11: baby
12: old woman
13: wizard
14: hen
15: emo boy
16: dragon
17: cow
18: farmer
19: rat
20: rhinoceros
21: piece of bark
22: male model
23: chihuahua
24: lesbian
25: bitch
26: walrus
27: toilet
29: mermaid
30: basketball player
31: goverment agent

because:

Red: its funny
Orange: I was bored
Yellow: It turns me on
Green: I saw it on T.V.
Blue: I'm a freak
Purple: I thought I had the right to.
Pink: I'm a badass
Black: a goblin told me to.
Grey: I was pissed off.
White: I'm evil
Brown: I lost my pills.
Else: I'm like that.